Recap: Los Angeles Lakers 127, Cleveland 113 (Ditherers)

Recap: Los Angeles Lakers 127, Cleveland 113 (Ditherers)

2018-03-12 Off By Nate Smith

Tipoff: Running Diary Format tonight. We’re live in the Smith living room at the tail end of a very long weekend that turned into a lazy Sunday night, Kevin Love is showing off the UCLA weight room that bears his name to FSO’s Allie Clifton, and I’m showing off a spiffy pair of Wine and Gold plaid PJs.

12:00 The Cavs are starting Nance, Jeff Green, LeBron, J.R. Smith, and George Hill while Lonzo Ball, KCP, Kyle Kuzma, Julius Randle, and Brook Lopez

11:38  Cleveland kicks it off with a play to get a corner three try for Larry Nance… That’s an idea. Jeff Green misses a defensive rebound and then clanks a post-up against Ball.

10:00 To say the Cavs offense is hesitant would be like saying would be an understatement. This is a team full of ditherers.

9:26 Cavs finally score off a Nance putback. LeBron follows with a three and a drive to make it 7-6. Thinking Bron’s going to have to score a lot tonight.

7:12 Cavs cold and KCP steps into a three to put L.A. up 12-7 followed by a Jeff Green right wing brick. I’m pretty sure EG (at the game) just died a little inside.

6:30 Larry Nance overcommits on a pick and roll. Lopez gets an oop. Ugh. Lebron posts up Lonzo for an and-1. Better hit the weight room young fellow. Uh Oh. Isaiah just checked in – George Hill immediately scores on him.

4:24 Jeff goes coast-to-coast, then steps back thuds a foul-line J, followed by a J.R. brick. The Cavs are just throwing up shots instead of running any kind of sane offense. I’m just about over the Jeff Green experience.

3:20 George Hill thankfully puts Lopez and Thomas in a pick-and-roll and scores. The Cavs should be doing this every time to both guys.

2:40 For two three straight drives everyone in a Cavs uni collapses on a Thomas drive. WHY!!!!!? It’s led to a ton of open looks for the Lakers for no reason. If the imp makes a layup, you live with it.

1:40 Brook Lopez is destroying the Cavs in this quarter. He and KCP both have 10, and most of it is from the Cavs overhelping on D.

0:33 Ante Zizic with a block followed by his second pick and roll finish. I’m sure he’ll be benched soon.

0:01 Jordan Clarkson hits a foul line J off another nice feed from Jose Calderon. Calderon played the last three minutes and has totally stabilized the Cavs offense. He’s actually playing point guard unlike George Hill who seems to be allergic to the ball. 29-33 Lakers. Isaiah Thomas was 0-3,

Second Quarter

11:45 Clarkson ignores everyone on his team to take a terrible shot on the left block. He travels a minute and a half later.

9:40 No one has scored for two minutes. John Holland finally gets to the line. He splits the pair.

9:22 Cavs defense is still massively over-helping and the Lakers are just swinging the ball for easy J’s. Travis Wear makes one. If I hadn’t drank Friday and Saturday, I’d be cracking a beer right now.

8:40 Calderon to Lebron. Putting James as the roll man is a no-brainer. So Naturally the Cavs do it about once a week.

7:40 Calderon takes Isaiah to the hole! So fun.

7:00 LeBron gets a steal and a sweet double clutch layup to cut it to a two point Laker lead. Thomas immediately hits a left corner three followed by a KCP trey (with four Cavs in the paint) to stretch it back to eight.

6:05 SWEET pick and pop with Bron and Kyle which nets Threezus a left corner three (why the hell don’t the Cavs run this more!?). Inbounds violation Lakers followed  by a miracle Jeff Green three!

5:43 The Cavs decide to leave Isaiah on the left wing. He takes a minute to gather and then swishes a left wing triple. Man, I hate that guy.

4:35 Caldwell-Pope beats Jeff Green back door for the 19th Laker assist on a made basket.

3:50 George Hill does nothing on offense. Just stands around and makes the easiest pass or handoff.

3:10 Jeff Green scores on a nice drive and then comes down and takes a charge on D. Larry hits a pair to cut the Cavs’ deficit to two. Let’s go, Cavs! Close this quarter.

2:03 Brook Lopez bullies Larry Nance to the hoop, misses, and puts it back on two consecutive plays to send the Lakers back up six. Larry could use a center that lets him play the four on occasion.

1:11 LeBron with a slick no-look to Zizic who flushes. Ante’s had a nice half.

0:53 James come down and does it again finding Hill in the left corner. Clank. Someone needs to kick George Hill in the a**.

0:28 J.R. takes his 100th horrible shot in isolation of the game. This time on Brook Lopez. He bricks. Smith was 1-100 this half (ok, 1-6).

0:02 LeBron misses a left side runner. 65-60, Lakers.

Halftime Report

The Cavs run only the most rudimentary post-ups, pick-and-rolls with no weakside action, or isolation sets. They still scored sixty because of LeBron’s frequent “look what I found” plays. Defensively they’ve given up 8-19 to the Lakers behind the arc. KCP has 15, Lopez 14, and Julius Randle 13. The Cavs are so afraid of giving up offensive rebounds that they’re playing everyone inside and the Lakers are getting wide open looks. Fortunately, the Cavs have only given up two turnovers.

Jose Calderon was the Cavs’ best point guard that half, and Zizic was their best bench player. He needs to get some run on Lopez in the second half.

Third Quarter

12:00 Cavs force KCP to move and shoot something other than wide open catch-and-shoot Js and Kentavious he misses two straight.

10:30 LeBron with a nice catch-and-shoot three from J.R. Still a pretty busted offense there.

9:43 George Hill’s absolute refusal to drive on anyone after receiving a screen and a wide open lane, leads to a stagnant offensive possession that results in a weak-a** Jeff Green triple.

9:30 Ball cuts through four guys and he gets a layup from Randle. Next play, Green forgets Julius Randle is left handed, gets put in a blender and dunked on.

8:57 After a timeout in which Lue “yelled” at his guys to be more aggressive, Hill finally did something on offense, driving twice then launching a rainbow three from the left corner that caught nothing but twine. Where the eff did that come from?

7:55 After a nice defensive possession, Hill drives again and scores! Someone finally woke up!

7:10 A couple stops, and a Le-Oop! to Larry Nance Jr. ties the game at 72. That was nasty!

6:40 Jeff Green clangs a left side trey with 15 seconds left on the shot clock. I throw my shoe at the T.V. Fortunately my aim is as good as Jeff’s.

4:54 Bron ties it again at 76 with a nice post up on Ball for a layup.

4:00 George Hill refusing to do anything with the ball again leads to wasted possessions. A Kuzma triple and a pair of KCP freebies stretches the Laker lead back to five.

3:50 Hill gets a DOUBLE SCREEN gets ISAIAH THOMAS on his hip, then backs up to give Thomas position again, then lets the defense reset. Stop being such a ****ing chicken****, George.

2:40 12-1 Lakers run as The Cavs just stop guarding the basket or taking care of the ball. Lue timeout.

1:37 Isaiah Thomas draws one of his weak-ass flop fouls to get two freebies. I hate hate hate hate hate him.

1:22 Clarkson takes a god-awful shot with two guys on him. Leads to a Randle dunk.

0:45 Isaiah bricks a three, gets his own rebound (second time in the last two minutes), throws it in off the backboard. How the heck does a someone that small get two offensive rebounds.

0:12 Another terrible Clarkson trey. Some guy named Carusoe throws in a reverse to complete a 22-3 run for the Lakers. I stick pin cushions in my Ty Lue voodoo doll over and over.

0:03 John Holland gets a three to end the run. Thank God. L.A. Nightlife 98, Cleveland 82.

Fourth Quarter

11:35 Ball Steals, Dunks, AND BLOWS THE DUNK! Calderon Triple!  Huge swing.

10:25 Clarkson throws up another pull-up, and then throws the ball away. He’s killing the Cavs tonight. It’s absolute murder.

9:26 Isaiah scores three straight field goals: a jumper, a layup (make him go right!), and a jump shot. He stares down the Cavs bench as Ty haplessly calls a timeout. Someone needs to put this fool on his &*$. I’m not sure if I’m talking about Thomas or Lue. Cavs down 106-97, with the Lakers on a 30-11 run since the game was tied.

Calderon has been great but he’s gotten lit up by Thomas here. As if that wasn’t enough

 

8:40 A Kenny Powers three and a LeBron tough-man post-up and putback elicits an immediate timeout from Luke Walton – one of the 29 coaches in the NBA better than Ty Lue.

7:48 Nance and Randle trade Jumpers, Lopez hits a turnaround as Larry Nance plays on the wrong shoulder (again).

7:24 Hill refuses to drive and settles for a weak step-back brick at the end of a shot clock.

7:05 Isaiah Thomas and Julius Randle work the Cavs on two pick-and-rolls. On the first, Nance (again) forgets Randle is left handed and gives him the whole left side for an and-1. On the Second, LeBron takes an insane gamble to trap Isaiah. Thomas squeezes it through James and Nance to a dunking Clarkson to put the Lakers up 21. Ty Lue takes out the starters, something he should’ve done during a run like this two months ago. This one looks over.

4:55 Calderon drives and scores with a runner off the Glass. He is not the coward George Hill is.

3:53 A Korver trey cuts the lead to 15. Walton calls timeout, because he’s a good coach.

2:41 Zizic scores on an Alley Oop then again on a dive, fed by Holland. Ante’s been 10x better than Jeff Green, and they could’ve used his size on Brook Lopez all game.

0:34 Z2 tips one in for two more to finish with 15 on the night. He’s earned himself some more playing time.

0:00 A Travis Wear three-ball gives the Lakers 127, and a John Holland trey gives Cleveland 113. This game was one of the most frustrating of the year.

Ugh

The Cavs look worse coached every game. I don’t know if it’s scheme, effort, L.A. Clubs, or horrible coaching, but every game I watch the Cavs look less prepared, less well coached, and more lost.

The Lakers aren’t that good but the Cavs were just that bad, and to top it all off, they let Isaiah Thomas get his jollies for 20 points, nine dimes, and a ridiculous five rebounds. He was one of four guys in double figures including Lopez (22), and Caldwell-Pope (20).

The Cavs weren’t doing much to try and rebound at all, finishing with 37 to the Lakers 51. Randle was especially destructive on the boards finishing with 14 (six offensive) to go along with his career high 36 points and +19. Randle had more energy than the Cavs’ starting lineup combined. He was awesome, going 14-18 from the field and 8-10 at the line. Most of his buckets came within five feet of the rim as James, Green, and James could do nothing to stop him. Most hilariously, the Cavs defenders seemed to forget he was left handed on multiple occasions. The big flaw in his game is he has no right hand. So of course the Cavs wouldn’t force him that way.

The worst wine and gold player was far and away Jordan Clarkson who seemed to have lost any and all sense as he fired away to go 1-8 with a pair of turnovers and -17. All his worst instincts were on display as he tried to take it to his old team and just took bad shot after bad shot.

Kyle Korver (-13) had a very rough night defensively. The Lakers put him in isolations and took advantage of his lack of fleet footedness while his teammates offered little help. Jose Calderon suffered the same fate in the fourth.

Speaking of horrible defenders, Cleveland exploited Isaiah Thomas on defense in the first half and refused to do it in the second. Their offense was even more undisciplined and haphazard in the second half than it was in the first, as George Hill’s pussyfooting doomed them to ineffectiveness. Only Calderon (14 points on five shots) offered a semblance of intelligent yet aggressive conducting of the offense for Cleveland.

Another horrible defender was also a horrible offender: J.R. Smith was 1-7 on the night for three whole points. Despite his dithering, George Hill finished with nine and three dimes. He just has to do more.

The worst part of the night, though? The lack of pride and the crowing of the Los Angeles idiots. The Cavs let the most insufferable imp in the NBA strut, the L.A. throng to feel like they have a chance at the King, and the NBA world laugh at them. They chill moded their way through  the whole thing. That’s definitely the worst part. Hopefully the Cavs make the playoffs and LeBron gets the last laugh. If not Isaiah really will be laughing.

Yay

Despite a rough night, Nance still finished with 16 and eight in 26 minutes. He wasn’t the problem, but he needs help.

Ante Zizic had his best game as a Cav with 15 and seven, showing great timing and ability to finish as a dive man. Defensively he was just fine, adding a pair of blocks and showed an ability to defend in space and at the rim. He earned a lot more minutes.

Kyle Korver was four for five for three and the Cavs got him the ball in new ways, despite his defensive struggles.

Meh

LeBron was fine: 24, 10, and seven with only two turnovers. He has an uncanny ability to get his while everything is falling apart around him. But he just seems totally ambivalent on defense at times at best and a lazy, bad defender at worst: bad angles, terrible closeouts, no boxouts, etc. We’ve seen it for years.

Commenter, Scotch said it best when I remarked that the Cavs haven’t played a scouting report on anyone all night.

That’s kinda their MO. The only times they win games right now are when other teams go cold. They don’t plan, they don’t prepare, they don’t talk about anything, and they don’t make adjustments if someone is killing them except to trap them, which destroys us.

But they do all those things right come playoff time every year since LeBron got back. It just sucks to sit through this garbage.

I don’t know if that’s true or not. I guess we’ll find out. My only thought is that the Cavs best hope is to lose till Ty Lue gets fired so they can get a new coach before the playoffs, but I doubt it happens. So I guess we’ll just sit through this garbage till then (we hope).

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