Recap: Cleveland 129, Charlotte 90 (Witness The Power of This FULLY OPERATIONAL Battle Station!)

2015-01-24 Off By Nate Smith

 

This game was an evisceration, a deconstruction, an immolation, a validation. Cleveland came out engulfed in flames on offense and defense, and eliminated any chance of Charlotte winning by midway through the second quarter. As Phil Hubbard noted, “The JR half-court lob to LeBron for a 60-27 lead with 4 or 5 minutes  left in the second quarter was probably the earliest dagger in NBA history.” It happened at less than six minutes in, Phil. Unfortunately, no CtBers were available to watch all of the first half, and thus we had to rely on some of our most dedicated readers to help us recap this one. Just a warning, we might go a little long, tonight. We want to savor every second of this game.

1st Quarter (brought to you by EvilGenius)

Charlotte came to town winners of 8 of their last 9, and without allowing a team to drop a hundo on them since the calendar turned 2015. They were looking to provide the Cavs with the “inevitable trap game” but the Cavs were having none of that from the jump. Even though Mozilla lost the opening tip to Bismack Biyombo, that would be the LAST thing the Cavs would lose on this long, glorious, jailbreak of a night at the Q.

After Gerald Henderson bricked a 17-footer, Kyrie snagged the rebound and set the early tone, pushing the tempo up the floor until LBJ hit KLove for a quick two to break the seal. The next Cavs possession came on the heels of the inevitable MKG misfire. Even though MKG hustled down to block LBJ’s shot, LBJ was able to snag the rebound and fire it out to JR Swish for what would be the first of a barrage of threes.

You could just tell that JR was going to be on again, and I for one am glad I was wrong about this cat. He just fires daggers like a blindfolded knife-thrower at the circus who never nicks his assistant on the spinning wheel.

Kemba went on a quick mini-run to tie the game at 5 off of a KLove miss and turnover (KLove’s shot still hasn’t quite recovered, just 3-7 tonight, but he’s still looking to do the little things that help), and then JR struck again from downtown and Mozilla had a dunk off a pretty LBJ assist (his fourth of the game already!) that made me sit up straight in my chair. It’s lucky that no Hornets were under the hoop on that crush because they may have had their skull caved in…

Blatt decided to take it a little easier on the Hornets and swapped out Moz for TT, but there would be no quarter in this quarter (or the rest of the game) for the pitiful wasps.

MKG actually made a nice 18-footer (Mark Price is earning his money with the work he’s doing with him), but Kyrie came back with a magical drive through the Hornets porous D and got the harm from Biyombo. After giving up a rare dunk to Henderson, KLove canned a nice jumper and Cavs super-aggressive defense forced Henderson into a travel.

Out of a Cavs timeout, the floodgates well and truly opened with silky threes from Kyrie and JR (who’s hand had fully caught fire at this point). Then, after TT put on a one-man rebounding show and finally tipped the ball in to give the Cavs a 24-9 advantage, Steve Clifford took a rage timeout to try and stop the bleeding. Unfortunately for Clifford, the rest of this would turn out to be the equivalent of an aortic rupture.

After another garbageman putback from TT, it was the moment Cavs fans had been waiting nearly three weeks for… Iman Shumpert checked into the game for KLove. In limited time (10 minutes) Iman looked about as good as we could rightfully expect a guy who’d missed the last 6 weeks of play could.

LBJ got hacked on a pass that he made look like a three point shot and after 15 minutes of replay consultation by the officials (okay it was only 30 seconds, but man these guys make NFL refs look fast), and ACTUALLY MADE ALL THREE FOUL SHOTS… IN A ROW! (I did hear rumors that the King had an “awesome practice” of his free throw shooting today, so…)

Meanwhile, the Cavs swarming D helds the Hornets to just FOUR points in the last 6:35 of the quarter. LeBron finished out the scoring with a nifty driving jumper and the Cavs ended the quarter up by 20: 33-13 and the massacre was only just beginning…

2nd Quarter (brought to you by Tom Pestak)

As if the Cavs didn’t have enough good things happening, Iman Shumpert drilled his first shot attempt as a Cavalier – a rhythm 3 from the left wing that was set up because Mozilla rolled to the rim and drew Shump’s defender.  Moz followed that up with an crushing alley-oop from LeBron, despite the packed paint.  Delly added a runner (although Delly haters will point out it was already garbage time) and then the AussBoss tossed ANOTHER alley-oop to LOBZGOV!!!  At this point I just imagine David Griffin sitting down for the first time since last February when he assumed the position and taking a sip of some green tea or something (and then smirking to himself and raising his pinky up).  The early returns on the 3-team trade couldn’t have looked better.

That’s when LeBron decided to put on a show – reminding everyone that he’s BACK, baby.  First he he converted an assortment of dribble drives, including a runner, a power fingeroll off an in-bounds outlet pass from K-Love, a power layup where LeBron cut from the perimeter (harkening back to the Mo Williams KRAKKEN play of aught-9), some freebies, and then this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9uVenCu0AU#t=2m58s

LeBron takes the pick to the house and adds a left-handed windmill for effect.  This is not your 2014 Holiday season LeBron.  At this point the Cavs bench was probably wondering why they were even given chairs for this game.  Keep watching the above video for the alley-oop of the year.  The play starts with a great deflection and tip from Kyrie, and a full-court pass from J.R. Smith to a streaking LeBron for the alleyoop.  This is two straight games where Kyrie’s long arms broke up a pass and J.R. Smith hauled in the deflection and kicked off an explosive play.  The Cavs bench lost its collective mind.  LeBron cracked an exhausted smile at J.R. and received a chest bump that would have sent an average human sprawling.  It reminded me of the Tractor Traylor low-five and chest bump from aught-5.  REMEMBER THAT, D-JONES!?  The Hornets called timeout and the faithful celebrated.  But it was more of the same out of the timeout.  On the very next possession the Cavs got off to the races again and LeBron hit K-Love for a alley-layup.  On the next possession, the Hornets got FIVE shots at the basket.  [Miss-Miss-Miss-Blocked by LeBron-Blocked By The Iron Curtain] The Cavs trotted down the court and Kyrie buried a transition 3.

That was pretty much all she wrote, but the Cavs continued to turn in some impressive play from Shumpert, J.R. Smith, and even a spry-looking Shawn Marion.  The Cavs went into the locker room ahead 75-40, the largest halftime differential in franchise history.

3rd Quarter (brought to you by Nate Smith)

Sat through halftime seething at my Hopper, which somehow decided that I didn’t need to see the first half. Dish Network is great, but its handling of regional sports channels is a debacle, especially with DVR. It’s a crap shoot whether your game is going to air (they often don’t when there’s a national feed), whether it’s going to be in HD, and whether it’s going to record. [Editor’s Note: the observations are merely the personal opinions of Nate Smith — don’t sue anyone associated with this blog, especially Nate].  Anyway, I fully expected a bit of a letdown for the Cavs after the scintillating first half, and I was ticked for missing some of the awesomeness, but Mozzy was balling.

First, he grabbed an offensive rebound, which led to a LeBron reload triple. Then he made a diagonal cut, stopped on a dime, pump faked, got Biyambo into the air, and drew a foul. Nicely done. Then the first “Uh, oh,” J.R. play of the season: a flagrant foul on Biyambo. It was shortly forgotten as Kyrie hit a layup off a two man weave and then a minute or two later got the first technical of his career after arguing with the ref about Kemba Walker’s handsy defense. The fact that Kyrie and J.R. were that fiery with the Cavs up 35 says volumes.

After Mozzilla dropped in two more freebies off a nice dive and a pass from the King, the fire started raining from the sky. Bron hit a three, Kyrie hit a pull-up, and J.R. Smith said “FLAME ON!” and hit two straight threeteors from the right wing. Sure there were some Hornet layups sandwiched in between these shots, but it was had to get too upset.  The energy did start sapping when when LeBron missed a layup and stayed on the offensive end of the floor jawing at the ref. Charlotte hit a five-on-four three. “Goodnight, LeBron!” I said as he headed for the bench.

In the last two minutes, Marion scored on an old school drop step move over Lance Stephenson from the left block. Bismack scored six points as Kevin Love and TT didn’t want to play defense any more, and the J.R. Smith threeteor shower continued. Earl hit off a wide open look from Delly, and then he closed out the quarter by drilling a 27-footer with two Hornets within inches of him.  In the words of Fantastic Four Pinball: “THAT’S A FLAMING SKILL SHOT!” Cavs up 40, 103-63. Nothing like Chalupas in the third quarter.

4th Quarter (brought to you by the interwebs)

Delly, Miller, Marion, TT, and Shump started the quarter, and I loved the way they were flying around on D, and how they forced a Lance Stephenson miss. Then, Delly ran the motion offense, settled into a pick and roll with T.T. drove hard and found Shawn Marion with an absolutely ridiculous lob pass and an even better flush! THE MATRIX WAS JUST RELOADED! In the words of Neo, “Whoa.”

Here’s some garbage time comments of joy from the live thread…

EvilGenius: Shumpert with the sweet give and go to James Freaking Jones!

EvilGenius: I LOVE seeing all the bench guys play and have fun in a blowout. Even Miller hit a three!

Phil Hubbard: And they force a shot-clock violation, followed by a steal. They might keep Charlotte under 80.

U-Dog: Up by 46 and still playing D? That’s sick.
SHUMP! (Gotta spell SHUMP with all caps -Nomad has to spell it in all lower case)

Arch Stanton: The Cavs should start pulling people from the stands to sub in. Almost over 50 point lead.

… after a  Miller Three, a couple joe Joe Harris buckets, an actual made layup by Delly (I know, right?)…

U-Dog: Jefferson’s in the game with 1:00 left?

And with one minute left, Delly drove, and hit Brendan Haywod who apparently got mad at his tool belt because he threw a hammer down. Great moment for a still pretty packed Q, who acknowledged the moment when every Cavalier scored. That was an epic win. 129-90: largest victory in 21 years.

Evil Genius’s Likes:

The short answer… EVERYTHING

Pre-game since Allie was out sick, Fred said he interviewed Moz and asked him what the Russian word for “dunk” was. Moz reportedly replied… “dunk.”

The greatest thing other than the fact that this was a massive blowout from the start, was the WAY that the Cavs executed it. Their offensive efficiency was OFF THE CHARTS good! LBJ: 25 points in 27 minutes; Kyrie 18 points in 28 minutes; Moz with 14 in 21 mins; JR with 21 in 29 minutes; and even though KLove didn’t quite make double digits, he still was a +33 in 30 minutes. All the starters were at least +29.

The speed! It was like Blatt turned the team over to Mike D’Antoni for the night. It seemed like they were playing on a 10 second shot clock at times.

Cleveland played defense like they were demonically possessed. At one point it seemed like there was a Cav with his hands on the ball tipping it away from a Hornet on literally every play.

Mozilla continues to be a beast inside, who can surprisingly run the floor like an oversized gazelle. TT contributed to the block party, and Kyrie continued his inspired run against the top PGs in the league, dominating poor Kemba Walker.

LBJ made everything look easy and there was nary an ISO play in sight. He got four quick assists and then got pretty much whatever he wanted driving inside with layups and nifty short floaters at the rim.

The Matrix even got Reloaded tonight with an AWESOME slam. It was great to see him look years younger (maybe he should have declared his retirement sooner!)

So good to finally see Shump on the floor, and all things considered, his 10 minutes on the court made Griffin look even more like a genius for pulling off that trade. You can just tell once he’s up to full strength, he is going to be a huge addition to this lineup. He wound up hitting all three of his shots (2-2 from three) and had two boards and two assists. He looked active and quick even though he probably is still learning the sets on the fly.

Evil Genius Didn’t Likes:

The short answer… NOTHING

Okay, it would be nice to see KLove’s shot finally get back to normal, and this was ostensibly a game where he could have sat out or gotten more rest than he did for his back, but it was still great to see him out there trying on D.

I also would have loved to see them get the hat-trick of all five starters scoring at least 15 points for the third game in a row, but that’s just rich people problems…

Next up… will it be Saint Weirdo strikes back? Or will OKC be the next victim of the Cavaliers Revenge Tour 2015? My vote would be for the latter…

Final Thoughts (from Tom Pestak)

This is the team we envisioned back in the summer – fast break juggernaut coupled with splashy 3-point shooting, overwhelming rebounding, and The Real LeBron.  So far this season it’s been mostly NONE of this.  I’ve labeled them Small, Slow, and Soft.  The trade for Smith, Shump, and Moz corrected the “Small”, at least on paper, but this game showed how dominant the Cavs can get when they disrupt on defense.  This is the kind of “easy win” we expected the Cavs to have every now and then.  Their momentum is building.

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