Fantasy Notebook: Where LeBron’s Iso Ball is Just Fine By Me…

2015-01-19 Off By Robert Attenweiler

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CtFL Notes:

It’s no 2014-15 NBA Western Conference or anything, but Cavs: The Fantasy League is shaping up to be deeper and more competitive than it appeared as recently as a few weeks ago. The return of LeBron James has resuscitated my tailspinning Team Waiters Invaders, while Nate Smith’s Team Stark Delly Treys, Team Grover 13 and Team Evil Genius have all been putting together some fine fantasy basketball out on the fantasy court. These suddenly spry middle-packers raises questions about the true dominance of David Wood’s Team Alex Dirk just as Wood’s biggest competitor, Ben Werth’s Team The Deutschiest (first time this season I’ve typed that team name without looking at it for reference… We all got goals, people!) has hit the skids.

Along with Cols’ Team Buckets Don’t Lie, CtFL is a legit seven teams deep. Currently in the eighth spot, Mallory Factor and his Team The Factors of Love are on the outside looking in… kinda like Kevin Love watching the fourth quarter from the bench. Ouch. Sorry, Mal. Couldn’t resist.

But let’s get to our Week 12 action…

Wood, surveying the beautiful expanse that is CtFL from atop his ivory tower, was apparently looking past Team Evil Genius. Even as Wood was all like—

—EG was there to stand up for CtFL’s suddenly bulging middle section of talent.

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Have at thee, Wood and Team Alex Dirk. Have at thee, indeed.

But the top spot in Week 12 goes to Nate Smith and Team Stark Delly Treys who walloped Team Editor Emeritus.

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Smith, despite having only the fifth best record in the league, has moved into the number two seed in the league by virtue of leading his division, The Griffins. What’s been the secret to his team’s improved play in recent weeks? Well, there’s having James Harden on your team, but Smith has also worked the waiver wire making more than twice as many moves as anyone else at CtFL. Sometimes, that kind of tinkering leads to artificially creating cracks in your team’s roster. But Smith has waiting for guys like Wilson Chandler to play well (after early season struggles led The Commissioner to boot him from Team Waiters Invaders) and picking up Nuggets center Jusuf Nurkic after the Tomofey Mosgov trade freed up playing time for the rookie center. Nurkic is averaging over two blocks a game for the Nuggets in that span.

Smith has also proven a master intimidator by unleashing a string of unhinged behavior that would make Larry Sanders blush. He recently caused a stir at a youth girls basketball game by acting out the video below in its entirety during halftime.

But do those girls play defense for Smith? You bet they WOOOO!!!!

And, as for Team Waiters Invaders… we’re back, baby! After a two week stretch that showed that both Team Waiters Invaders and the 2014-15 Cleveland Cavaliers were incapable of winning with LeBron James out injured, my Invaders stormed to an almost-as-impressive-as-a-Los-Angeles-sweep 11-2 victory over Team PESTAK.

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In the three games back, James has averaged 33.7 points, 7.7 rebounds and 5.7 assists on 52.3% shooting. Sure, it’s come on some isolation-heavy play that has burned up CtB’s comments section. But CtFL cares not for is0 ball. CtFL welcomes it with open arms. Welcome back, LeISO! Now take me to the Fantasy Promised Land…

But what has helped Team Waiters Invaders besides The (other) Return? Well, it’s the recent stellar play of rookie Andrew Wiggins. Wiggins has been tearing it up recently as the injury-depleted T-Wolves have been flush with minutes to give the first-year guard. In over 38 minutes a game over the last 10, the former Kansas Jayhawk star has averaged 21.9 points, 5.6 rebounds and 2.9 assists while shooting over 50% from the floor and just this weekend set a career high of 31 points against the Denver Nuggets.

You really wanna do this to yourself, Cavs fan?

Of course you do…

 

 

 

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