Cavs Haiku Throwdown
2014-08-13
Kevin Love is coming to Cleveland, LeBron James wants to stay in Cleveland, Kyrie Irving is locked up for five years, and vets are flocking to the Cavs. It’s a whole new era now after being one of the craziest off seasons for the Cavs since the King left. As an exercise in meditation and reflection, The Cavs: The Blog bloggers have crafted some heartfelt basketball related Haikus. Do you have some basketball Haikus that have been brewing in your brain during this off season? Let us hear them.
Robert Attenweiler
Outlet passes fly
Defense swapped for better boards
Well, you’re no L. Hughes…
Nate Smith
When Delly, Wild Thing,
K-Love, and LeBron crash boards
There are no loose balls.
Melo on the break
“Get that weak stuff outta here!”
Q Chasedown Reborn.
Ben Werth
Rotating defense
A horns play that doesn’t suck
Blatt can really coach.
Slam with the right hand
“Get that weak stuff out of here”
Wine and gold is in.
David Wood
Here is Kevin Love,
Not from Above, from the West
Defense, not the best.
Griffin management,
Gilbert money: “Cavs are good,”
Austin Carr will roar!
Tom Pestak
Welcome Home LeBron
We’ll have to redo #CavsRank
A statue will rise.
Mallory Factor
LeBron, Love, Kyrie and more,
Is this real life?
My biggest dreams realized.
On top of the world
Cavs fan’s imaginations
Run wild with Lebron
All basketball teams
Are assembled thusly:
1. Adding players
“Shall be assembled”! Dammit!
#1 reason not to trade for Kevin Love… worst case scenario… LBJ tears his knee in the middle of the season – isn’t able to return to form – Kevin Love doesn’t resign – our top prospects and assets are gone. All it takes is one injury for us to go from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows. Too risky.
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Cols714 with one of the greatest comment strings in CTB history. Laughing out loud over here.
Completely agree HAHAHAHAHA
Cleeeeeeveland. Are you ready?
Score 111? Fans get a free –
Bacon
Lettuce
Avocado
Tomato &
Turkey sandwich!
(Sandwich name plagiarized)
New stat: The Triple 20.
Counting syllables
Sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
Like Cavs teams pre-Leb
Cavs will get more fans
This is a good thing for us
Bandwagon is large
Spurs Big Three is old
Heat’s Big Three is now Small Two
Cleveland’s Big Three Now
Lebron Love Irving
Clevelands own Big Three is great
Celebration time
Heat had great passing
Wade Chalmers sucked in Finals
We now have Lebron
Chris Grant Mike Brown suck
But it got Grant fired so good
Griffin makes magic
How aqcuire players?
Drafting trades free agency
Spurs Heat Cavs all teams
Griffin should win prize
Best offseason ever made
Cavs have big three great
Spurs will not make it to
the Finals for three straight years
James will make it five
Cavs Big Three is great
Better than Spurs Big Three is
Rest of team ready?
Cavs best team in East
Nobody is even close
Finals guaranteed
Your neverending
Unbridled Optmism
Screams “Cavs jinxed again”
The Lords of Karma
Do not look kindly upon
Forgone concluions
This year guaranteed
Finals appearance Title?
Sixty five percent
Cavs emo blog needs to
get it in their heads the Cavs
Win it all this year
Whirlwind among us
Matthew the Tasmanian
Devilladova
Devilladova wins best made-up 5 syllable word award.
If Noel, not Bennett
With the King and Kid Ender
O’Brien in Spring?
Superteam in Cleveland?
buckets plenty
no interior defense
A new big three,
LeBron, Love, Kyrie
but Delly surprise MVP
The L-Train returns
A kingdom is reborn again
Wheels spinning, Love-Train
A ring for the King
Replace Shaq with Kevin Love
Start celebrating
Kyrie did not spurn
The lost king has now returned
Love soon to be earned
Late summer malaise
A Super-team in Cleveland?
The interwebs stir
Take the league by storm
Uncle Drew, Wes, Old Lebron
Get buckets, youngbloods
Come on home King James
Everyone loves Cleveland now
Parades down Euclid
This season Q needs
Defibrillator for Carr
“THROWS THE HAMMER DOWN!!!”
Is this really true?
Lebron comes home; and with Love
My loin is stirring
Cleveland Cavaliers
A kingdom once lost, restored
Stay healthy Andy
Love finds the lost King,
returned to his place of birth,
his people, his throne.
Wiggins and Bennett,
a small price to pay for Love,
a James Dynasty.