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Recap: Cleveland 108, Thunder 98

Sunday, January 25th, 2015

In a not a very emphatic win, the Wine & Gold hit 16 threes, gave up only ten points off turnovers, and allowed the Thunder to shoot just 39% from the field. Notice, I said allowed and not held. This was a game where the team that wanted to win probably could have asserted themselves and got the “W” very easily. Fortunately, the Thunder didn’t buckle down, and the Cavs had the edge from the three point line. (more…)

Recap: Cleveland 129, Charlotte 90 (Witness The Power of This FULLY OPERATIONAL Battle Station!)

Saturday, January 24th, 2015

 

This game was an evisceration, a deconstruction, an immolation, a validation. Cleveland came out engulfed in flames on offense and defense, and eliminated any chance of Charlotte winning by midway through the second quarter. As Phil Hubbard noted, “The JR half-court lob to LeBron for a 60-27 lead with 4 or 5 minutes  left in the second quarter was probably the earliest dagger in NBA history.” It happened at less than six minutes in, Phil. Unfortunately, no CtBers were available to watch all of the first half, and thus we had to rely on some of our most dedicated readers to help us recap this one. Just a warning, we might go a little long, tonight. We want to savor every second of this game.

1st Quarter (brought to you by EvilGenius)

Charlotte came to town winners of 8 of their last 9, and without allowing a team to drop a hundo on them since the calendar turned 2015. They were looking to provide the Cavs with the “inevitable trap game” but the Cavs were having none of that from the jump. Even though Mozilla lost the opening tip to Bismack Biyombo, that would be the LAST thing the Cavs would lose on this long, glorious, jailbreak of a night at the Q.

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Recap: Cavaliers 106, Jazz 92 (Or, Too Much Everything)

Thursday, January 22nd, 2015
The Cavs served the Jazz a simple two course dinner.

The Cavs served the Jazz a simple two course dinner.

The Cavs invited Utah into the Q tonight for a basketball dinner. Gordan Hayward really thought it wouldn’t be a mean meeting, but he was in for a surprise. The King’s a bully. The Cavs ran the “all fast break all the time offense” and the “feed people to Mozgov because big Russians want to destroy little men” defense. This two course dinner was exactly what every Cavs fan wants to see served up all the time. The Wine & Gold held the Jazz to 41.7% shooting while scoring 22 points on the break. The whole team delivered this meal with the delicate touch of a waiter working somewhere where the dinner bill warrants a fifty dollar tip. Nothing was forgotten tonight, as all five starters scored above fifteen points for the second game in a row. (more…)

Recap: Cavaliers 108, Bulls 94 (Or “Oh no, there goes Thibodeau. Go go Mozilla.”)

Tuesday, January 20th, 2015

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“Mozilla”

With deep sunken eyes like a giant basset hound
Mozilla pulls all the rebounds down

Helpless Derrick Rose, in so much pain
Stays clear of the paint, cause it’s Moz’s domain

You put up a shot and he throws it back down
In St. Petersburg, he turns ladies frowns upside down

Oh no, they say he’s got to go go go Mozilla
Oh no, there goes Thibodeau go go Mozilla

Mozilla watches again and again
His highlight plays on ESPN
Mozilla!

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Recap: Cavaliers 126, Clippers 121(Or, The Boys are All Grown Up)

Saturday, January 17th, 2015

The Cavs finished off a Staples Center Sweep with another high scoring affair. With Kevin Love a late scratch with back tenderness, Tristan Thompson rejoined the starting lineup at the power forward spot. LeBron James in his third game since returning from injury(rest) approached a quadruple double. But is was Kyrie Irving who shone the most brightly on an evening full of stars(I might like Billy Crystal more than Jack Nicholson). Transition defense was a rarity as the teams combined for 56 fast break points. Let’s get to it.

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Recap: Cleveland 109, Los Angeles Lakers 102 (Or, Spasming to Victory)

Friday, January 16th, 2015


This exhausting game didn’t end until around 1:15 in the morning, and it was an ugly slugfest that saw the Cavs outlast the Lakers. The Cavs didn’t look particularly better as a team, but some things got tightened up and they put up a victory against a bad team. Winning is better than losing.

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Recap: Suns 107, Cavs 100 (Or, Effort Is Cool, J.R Smith is too)

Wednesday, January 14th, 2015

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The Suns gave the Cavs solar retinopathy for two and a half quarters from shining so bright. They shot 57% in the first half and kept punishing the King’s Men every single time Cleveland decided that playing defense on pick and rolls was for squares and guys on minimum contracts. Eventually, the Wine & Gold changed their tune; they played a little defense and hit some threes ending the third quarter on an 18-5 to make the game competitive. Markieff Morris led the Suns the whole game and made sure the Cavs still got a little sun burned down the stretch no matter the outcome. He had 35 points on 15-21 shooting to go with 7 rebounds. At the end of 48 minutes, the Suns shot 53%. LeBron James led the Cavs with 33 points, but more importantly, he had some vicious dunks that reminded me of 2010. J.R. Smith had the most timely buckets and shot 8-14 from three to finish the night with 29 points.  (more…)

Recap: Kings 103 Cavs 84 (Or, 36 Minutes of Garbage Time)

Monday, January 12th, 2015

This loss was an especially tough one to witness. My PTSD from watching four years of LeBron James less Cavs triggered some pretty dark thoughts. This one was the scariest: “Pau Gasol scored 46 points for the Bulls two nights ago, and he’s not even their best player. I even lived in Chicago for a few years. Being born and raised in a city doesn’t really mean that much.” I’m here though and recapping, so I guess I’m still a fan.

The Cavs reverted to good old isolation ball as the mode of offense this game, and defensively, they refused to try. It was pathetic. DeMarcus Cousins boogied his way to 26 points on 11-23 shooting, and also had four steals, three blocks, and 13 rebounds. He made hook shots, drained jump shots, and whipped cross-court passes with five guys crashing to the paint to stop him. He even completed more fast breaks than the Cavs guards did. His partner in crime, Rudy Gay, added 23 points and did a little posting up of his own to show his wide range of non-Toronto appropriate basketball skills. When it was all finished, the Kings looked efficient mixtaping the Cavs in transition and letting Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love beat themselves with poor shooting and high turnover performances. This was a well deserved loss. (more…)

Recap: Warriors 112 Cavs 94 (Or, teeny tiny margins for error)

Saturday, January 10th, 2015

The Cavs lost on the road to the best team in the NBA.  The final score doesn’t really indicate how competitive the game was – it was a 5-point game midway through the 4th quarter.  GS blew it open in the final four minutes.  The Cavs hung in there despite some abysmal outside shooting from the guys brought in specifically for that purpose.  J.R. Smith had a strong game at both ends, and Timofey Mozgov really made a difference in the limited minutes he received.  Kyrie Irving was like a quiet assassin at times.  Ultimately, the Cavs couldn’t stop Klay Thompson and the Warriors got so many easy baskets there was just no way the Cavs were going to overcome being without LeBron.

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Recap: Houston 105, Cleveland 93 (or “Coffee is for Closers”)

Thursday, January 8th, 2015

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Cleveland hung with the Rockets for three and a half quarters, until Cleveland’s inability score and keep the Rockets off of the offensive boards put Cleveland in a hole.  Kyrie Irving was unstoppable for those three three and a half quarters, scoring 38 on a dazzling array of drives, jumpers, and unbelievable dribble moves. J.R. Smith’s debut was full of excitement, misses, and turnovers, but he wasn’t the worst. That was reserved for tonight’s officials who seemed to officiate on reputation more than actuality, and for Kevin Love’s jump shot. But that’s not why the Cavs lost. The inability to focus and effectively defend shooters were the nail in Cleveland’s coffin tonight. It’s about time Cleveland started defending the corner three. Sadly, I can’t play the video from Glengary Glenn Ross that our subtitle references because it’s a profanity laced dressing down of dilatory salesmen. But if I was coaching this team, this is the video I’d make Cleveland’s dilatory defenders watch. Always be closing (out (shooters)).

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